The women in the office have been complaining about how you leave the restroom. There is a total mess everywhere! You have been warned multiple times to clean up your act. Since you can't handle the big boy bathroom, you are not allowed to use it. You have to use these pretty pink pampers now. They are super absorbent. There is no way you can make a mess wearing these around. All the women and HR departments know that you're wearing pull-ups at work! How embarrassing. If I catch you trying to sneak into the adult bathroom, you will be punished and spanked in front of all the women. You've lost your corporate toilet privileges you pampers-wearing boy!