You've been looking for these keys all day. I found them hours ago and have been trying to unlock everything I can find but nothing seems to open. So I'll give you your precious keys back if you tell Me what they're for. It's not money or jewelry that's locked away... it's a big secret and I won't tell. You know I'm good at keeping secrets as I've told nobody about the things you say to Me. We have secrets together already, why not another one?
When you show Me what you've been hiding, I'm not very surprised. I knew you were nasty, just not THIS pathetic. I bet your wife locked you away because she knows how nasty you are, too. Does she know you're obsessed with Me? She should know that I'd never fuck you, though! You want to fuck Me, though so you'll let Me do what I want with these keys. I won't tell her I'm unlocking you and making you play with your cock for Me. It's been forever since you've been free and able to stroke it.