It doesn't take much for you to admit it. You're over-worked, pumping hours of your life away into work to increase your savings and for what? A thankless nagging hag who is letting herself go. Such a shame really.
But... there is a rather good way you can say a big "fuck you" to her and have some fun with me. I'm not just talking about enjoying my seductive homewrecking jerk off instructions. Mmmm... no... I'm talking about financially homewrecking the fuck out of your savings!
The feeling of pouring all that you are, all that you've suffered for into a hot, beautiful woman who will not only look good in your money but will also notice your sacrifices - now that is priceless!
The allure is irresistible and I know you're tempted. Don't keep me waiting...