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Prancing Pay Pony

9/20/19 7:04 PM6 min326 MBmp41080p
Price9.49 EUR

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I'm *so* tired of the concept of the "paypig"- Pigs irl are super smart and cute... but men who go around online advertising themselves to be a so called "paypig" are always the most ridiculously stupid and BROKE men! I'm just plain tired of it. From now on, I will reject ALL those who come before Me claiming to be such. Instead, if I find you and your wallet to be worthy of serving Me, you will be transformed from "paypig" to a Prancing PayPony- so much more regal, wouldn't you agree? I mean, just invoking the image into your head... which would you prefer to be? A proud, strong steed; sure, still a of burden, but with an air of class and luxury....or would you rather be a wallowing hog; squealing and stinking, happy for garbage to be thrown its way? I know which I would prefer in My service. I'm upgrading My stable and sending all the pork to slaughter- will you be part of the Feast or will you rise to the occasion and Prance for Me?

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