Oh hey there roomie, how's it going? What do you mean, what am I wearing? I'm allowed to look sexy and feel comfortable if I want to. Say, why do you look so nervous and why are you covering your crotch? Did I do something to you? Hmm.. I don't know... why don't you specify? Finally, I crotch and laugh, admitting that yes, i did do something.

So we've been roommates for a couple months and I really took a chance living you, a dude. And you have proven that you are a toal douche. Typical! I walked in on you jerking to my photos while muttering my name. I've delt with your inappropriate comments and advances. AND you've asked me out, eww! You've even come into my room while I've rested. So it was time for revenge.

I decided to find something to enact said revenge. I put something in your disgusting axe body wash. Ya know, that nasty ass body was that smells like a douche vomited. I got a serum... a penis shrinking serum. That's what I put into your body wash. And you know what? You have to use SEVERAL rounds for it to fully work. So I had to wait a little bit for it to fully take effect.

AND NOW let me guess... Your cock is TINY! I mean, you always have a hard on when I'm around and I can always usually see the outline of your cock. But now, as you stand before me, I don't see ANYTHING! I wonder how small it got!? Ahahahahahaha! It really worked! You're just a little dicked loser, just like you deserve!

I Put Penis Shrinking Serum In Your Body Wash, You Douche!

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