You desperately need money so you've decided to be a scientific test subject for money. Today is your first day at the hair growth research facility. Professor Valora and Professor Lizzy Lamb prep you on the that you'll be testing today. They're so proud and excited to try their new oral cure for baldness! Professor Valora puts a beaker to your mouth and has you drink it all down.

As the two scientists discuss among themselves the benefits of this treatment working, they turn back to you and are shocked to see that you've shrunk down a few inches. Prof. Lizzy tries to fix this terrible side effect by changing the formula. She hurries back and has you drink the new batch. As she's telling you how that should fix things, you shrink down even further! Now she and Prof. Valora are really concerned..... with the hair growth... oh and your safety... The two start to kind of laugh and mock your situation.

Prof. Valora runs back with an altered formula, feeds it to you and starts bragging to Prof. Lizzy about how they'll finally be successes in the hair growth industry. They turn back to you and are absolutely creeped out because you've shrunk down another foot! Prof. Lizzy checks to see if what your other symptoms are and promises you that these side effects are only temporary.

Prof. Valora starts thinking and remembers that your patient form did say that you're and that if they keep you in the lab no one will notice you missing. They talk about how you already signed the waiver so they can get away with whatever they want. Both professors start making little jokes about your height. They decide that'll keep you in a cage like a lab rat until they figure out an antidote.

Too Small To Sue!

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